There is currently a tank of liquid nitrogen containing two straws of frozen sperm on its way from Denmark with my name on it.
As you pause to take that in I will add that this was purchased on the internet.
At least that’s euros, not pounds.
In other news, I went back to the fertility clinic today, and they have provisionally accepted me as an egg sharer. AND my AMH has not decreased!
I am drinking Tesco Cava to celebrate. All I need to do now is make sure that I pass the myriad of tests for STDs and genetic diseases and problems.
Fingers crossed at least one of the above options works.