I am fine. I am totally, totally fine. Now, I realise that by saying that I sound like I am actually not fine, and am merely trying to convince myself of it, and that I am probably sitting in a rapidly cooling bath right now with mascara streaming down my face, hugging my knees and cradling…
Month: September 2015
The Liebster Award
I have been nominated for a blogging award! I know, it was bound to happen. Only a matter of time. I had my speech already prepared. I would like to thank Piglet, my mother, my late father, my brothers, every member of my extended family, all my friends, anyone who has ever poked me on Facebook (what…
How I Became a Real Blogger
So this weekend I attended my very first blogging conference. I know! Like I was a real blogger and general all-round social media whizz kid, rather than a hopeless numpty who just spent 20 minutes of valuable Piglet sleepytime browsing the Internets searching for “ways to add social media buttons to WordPress blog header,” not…
The Mummy-Guilt Starts Here
I had always prided myself on not being the sort of mother who got all soppy and upset about being separated from her wee bambino. Because we are all sorts of mothers, right? Working mothers, stay at home mothers, breastfeeding mothers, bottle-feeding mothers. Like, it’s ALL ABOUT THE JUDGEMENT. Anyway, I had previously poured scorn…