Breastfeeding + Work = Nightmare

Well, it had to end sometime.  I am now back to work.

This is not as hideous as it could be, but it is like, JOKES trying to pump milk at work.  So far I have combed all the staff toilets looking for plug sockets “just on the off-chance,” commandeered an office at lunchtime which then turned out to have a huge window looking out onto a building site, not to mention the students knocking at the door looking for the office’s usual occupant; left various parts of the breast pump in the dishwasher and, most ridiculously of all, temporarily lost a crucial part of the pump, a piece of plastic tubing.  The latter led to a wild goose chase around every Currys and Maplin in the vicinity hollering at baffled teenage shop assistants about how I needed a replacement breast pump tube and did they stock them in here?

Luckily the tubing turned up just as I had given it up for lost and was on the verge of purchasing a new pump (I should probably add that the pump does not even belong to me), and I was so delighted that I nearly ran around the school holding it above my head in triumph.

Other than that, things have been fairly quiet.  Piglet is always glad to see me when I pick him up at the end of the day; usually spending the entire journey home headbutting my chest and wailing.  I’m sure what he actually sees when he looks at me is a giant boob full of forbidden milk, which to be honest is pretty much how I feel by the end of the day, especially if my one trusted pumping room has been hogged by the bloody careers advisor all day.


Adventures of a Novice Mum

2 Comments Add yours

  1. Ok, now I completely understand the trials of this and it did make me laugh a tad but kudos for you for still pumping for your babes. That in itself is amazing so should definitely be patting yourself on the back lady! Hope it gets easier though! Thanks so much for linking up with #TwinklyTuesday

    1. Min says:

      Thank you. That was an old post actually. Although I am still breastfeeding I no longer pump at work, as Piglet is now old enough to cope all day without milk and just feeds mornings and evenings, thank goodness! Thank you for commenting.

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