Well, the insemination process is complete. And if I get pregnant, I will be writing to the Daily Mail and proclaiming it a “miracle baby.” I’m sure the Daily Mail has lots to say about people importing sperm from abroad off the internet and using it to self-impregnate. Hell, they could even illustrate their disgust…
Category: liquid nitrogen
Sperm Shipment Arrived: Not at all Worthy of Comment. Just a regular day for everyone.
This just arrived at my door. It was not at all embarrassing. NOT AT ALL. For a start, the two concierges downstairs didn’t notice anything remotely amiss. They were not engaging in any kind of conversation with the courier from UPS about “ooh look at this, ooh it needs to be kept cold apparently!” which…