Well yesterday’s post (the Secret Weapon, by the way, was about to be revealed as a baby sling. Regrettably it turned out not to be such a vote-winner later that evening, when Piglet bawled non-stop for ten minutes in it, and I took it off, thinking maybe it was too tight and crushing his little…
Category: DRAMA
Introducing the world’s first Gu Chocolate Pot Baby
Well, the insemination process is complete. And if I get pregnant, I will be writing to the Daily Mail and proclaiming it a “miracle baby.” I’m sure the Daily Mail has lots to say about people importing sperm from abroad off the internet and using it to self-impregnate. Hell, they could even illustrate their disgust…
Sperm Shipment Arrived: Not at all Worthy of Comment. Just a regular day for everyone.
This just arrived at my door. It was not at all embarrassing. NOT AT ALL. For a start, the two concierges downstairs didn’t notice anything remotely amiss. They were not engaging in any kind of conversation with the courier from UPS about “ooh look at this, ooh it needs to be kept cold apparently!” which…
Treatment Over. Complete with Simulated Walk of Shame for Authenticity
So the IUI is over, and I am going crazy all over these internets. The current fear is that the IUI was done too soon, given that it took place less than 24 hours after I had taken the so-called “trigger” shot (I confess I had absolutely no idea how this would work, and lay…
In the words of the great Eminem, I’m Back I’m on the Rack and Ovulating
Loving the drama. It is expensive though. Went for a scan at the clinic today-first one since I started taking the medication a week ago. It turns out that I have indeed over-responded, and the drugs have miraculously resulted in four follicles (weird, to think that something I just stuck in my stomach each night…